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映画|バック・ワイルド|Buck Wild

テキサスの農場でゾンビがうわーと出てきてびっくりするお笑いホラー映画。Matthew Albrechtジャロッド・ピスティッリDru Lockwood。監督Tyler Glodt。2013年。

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ここはテキサス。

バック・ワイルド・ランチていう大きな農場に、4人のおきらく男たちがやってくる。彼らはロッジに泊まって鹿ハンティングをやるんだが、そこにゾンビがガオーと出てきて襲われる。100%、いつものヤツ。That's it!

こんなみなさんが登場します↓

クレイグさん(Matthew Albrecht

テキサスナンバーワンのお人好し男。彼には愛する恋人がいて、近々プロポーズしようっていうんだが、その女はとんだビッチで、友達のランスさんともナニしてるらしいよ。留守電の場面がとてもおもしろかった!

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ランスさん(Isaac Harrison

テキサスナンバーワンのナンパ男。エッチ大好き。カワイコちゃんを見るや、3秒後には合体完了。驚異の凄腕ホスト。

モテ男もゾンビになったらただのゾンビ!
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トムさん(Dru Lockwood

テキサスナンバーワンのこわがり男。何を見てもヒーヒーこわがる。「ぼくのタートルネック!」は名台詞だった。

すぐに服を脱がされてしまいます
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ジェリーさん(ジャロッド・ピスティッリ

彼だけはNYからやってきた。この男はクレイグさんの従兄弟だが、なにかワケアリらしい。ナイフやヌンチャクを振り回してこわそうなんだが、意外といいひとだった。彼はゴッドファーザーの大ファンです。LOVEコルレオーネ!

コリー・フェルドマンに似てる
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クライドさん(ジョー・スティーヴンス

バック・ワイルド・ランチを経営するオッサン。やたら顔色が悪く、ゲホゲホいって、タンを吐きつつ、4人組をバカ呼ばわりします。彼はなにかに感染しちゃったらしいです。チュパカブラ?

怒りっぽいパパ!
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キャンディさん(メグ・シオーニ

クライドさんのひとり娘は、エッチ大好きアーパー娘。色男を見るや、3秒後には合体する。彼女とランスさんが出会ったら、もういうことはありませんね。彼女が男をくわえこむと、それを待っていたように、父クライドが出てきて、「キャンディ!ばっかもーん!」と叫んで相手を盛大にブッ殺す。この農場ではこんな風景が、池乃めだかのギャグのように、毎度繰り返されているようです。

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ビル・レイさん(マーク・フォード

バック・ワイルドのお隣さんには、へんなアクセントでしゃべる、物騒な隣人が住んでいる。テキサスナンバーワンのBADASS男を自認するこの男は、BADASSであることに命を賭け、常にBADASSであることだけが人生の目標です。彼の敷地に迷い込んだら、BADASS軍団にいたぶられ、BADASS宴会のオモチャにされる過酷な運命が待ち構えています。

テキサス随一のBADASS男!
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子分たちといっしょでうれしそう
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彼らの敷地に迷い込んだらこんなヒデー目に遭わされる!
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地元シェリフのシプレーさん(Tyler Glodt

テキサスナンバーワンのコワモテおまわりさん。BADASS男のビル・レイは常にこわいものなしだが、このシェリフにだけは頭があがらない。Tyler Glodtさんはこの映画の監督です。

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名無しのウェイトレス娘

テキサスのウェイトレス娘はキモが座っています。とつぜんゾンビがお店に乱入してきても、余裕の笑顔で「禁煙席がいいですか?」と訊いてくれる。

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こんなひとたちがわーわー出てくるお笑いゾンビ映画は、なかなかおもしろいですよ。

Get ready, boys! It's about to get Buck Wild!

トレイラー動画

Buck Wild (2013) trailer

感想

はははははははははは。

これはかなり楽しい。色々と安っぽいが、最後は『ショーン・オブ・ザ・デッド』みたいに(あれほどのもんではないが)どどーんと盛り上がってよかったんじゃないの。

私は最初から最後まで手を叩いて喜んで見ていたが、お笑いの好みというのは人によって違うので、あなたも同じように思うかどうかは知らない。お話はいつも通りで、新味ゼロです。おもしろいジョークを愛でる映画です。

Buck Wild (2013)』はiTunesUSで公開中。DVD/Blu-Rayは3月に発売予定です↓

Memorable Quotes

a guy: I'm real sorry, Clyde.
Clyde: Not as sorry as you're gonna be.
Candy: No! Oh! How could you!? We were in love, daddy! He was gonna take me to New Mexico!
Clyde: Oh, candy, go get in the damn trailer.
Candy: But we were in love!
Clyde: Yeah. Do it now. I said now, damn it! Go!
Candy: Aah! Ugh! I hate you!
Clyde: Yeah, well, that makes two of us.

Craig: Who are you texting?
Lance: Your girlfriend. She says hi.

Tom: Uh, why do I have to sit in the back with Jeffrey Dahmer?

Clyde: You like candy?
Lance: Uh, candy seems very, uh... Sweet.
Clyde: You a damn comedian! The whole lot of you. Disrespectful punks. Miserable damn pissants! Try not to kill each other.

Jerry: Nietzsche once said, "love is a state in which a man sees things most decidedly as they are not."
Craig: Thanks.
Jerry: What that means is that women are crazy. You can't allow them to twist your reality. I mean, you've been with this broad for what, a year? Maybe two? Am I right?
Craig: Six years actually.
Jerry: Six years?! Really?
Craig: Yeah.
Jerry: All right, so you've been with this chick for six years and she's out bangin' some other guy, givin' it to him every night and then crawling home to you where you got to pick up the sloppy seconds. The worst part about that is you don't even know you're getting sloppy seconds. Man, I tell you, that's like when somebody puts a hair in your food or spits in your iced tea.

Candy: Don't you want a piece of candy?

Tom: You do know the deer don't have guns, right?

Jerry: Get ready, boys. It's about to get buck wild.

Officer Shipley: Did you tag 'im?
Craig: tag 'im?
Officer Shipley: Did you tag 'im? Did you put a damn tag in your deer's ear to make it legal, dipshit?
Craig: Oh! Oh, oh, did we tag him to make it legal? Oh, yeah. No, no, sure, yeah. No, we tagged him.
Tom: Yeah! Yeah! Tagged him twice just to be sure.
Craig: Tagged it.
Jerry: We ain't done nothin'!
Officer Shipley: Kindly step from your vehicle, gentlemen.

Officer Shipley: Boys, we got a little sayin' out here goes a little somethin' like this. If somethin' stinks, chances are you're probably standin' in shit. And guess what I smell, boys?
Tom: Shit?
Officer Shipley: Circle gets the fucking square. I smell shit.
Jerry: Well, that's probably 'cause you're standing in it.

Tom: Thanks again for the awesome weekend, Craig. Top 10 for sure. Damn it!

Jerry: Be sure to tag 'im.
Craig: God, I really hate you.

Craig: What?
Jerry: This is pathetic.
Craig: What, Jerry? Huh? That I help my friends out? Look, I don't know how they do it on the east coast, okay, but down here we don't shoot our friends when they get inconvenient. This isn't "the godfather!"
Jerry: Hey! You're goddamn right this ain't 'cause Michael Corleone would do what he had to do, all right? He killed his own brother for the good of the family, for God's sake!
Craig: Oh, yeah, and he was wracked with guilt for the third film, all right, and never the same! It was a despicable thing to do!
Jerry: Enough! I will not have you talking about Michael this way and the difficult decisions that he had to make, all right? He was a man! A man!
Craig: He was a character in a fucking movie!
Jerry: It's not just a fucking movie! It's a goddamn epic trilogy!
Craig: Yes, with one of the worst endings in cinema history, all right? Andy Garcia? Are you fucking kidding me?!
Jerry: Take it back!
Craig: Never!
Jerry: Take it back!
Craig: Aah!

Craig: What?
Jerry: This is pathetic.
Craig: What, Jerry? Huh? That I help my friends out? Look, I don't know how they do it on the east coast, okay, but down here we don't shoot our friends when they get inconvenient. This isn't "the godfather!"
Jerry: Hey! You're goddamn right this ain't 'cause Michael Corleone would do what he had to do, all right? He killed his own brother for the good of the family, for God's sake!
Craig: Oh, yeah, and he was wracked with guilt for the third film, all right, and never the same! It was a despicable thing to do!
Jerry: Enough! I will not have you talking about Michael this way and the difficult decisions that he had to make, all right? He was a man! A man!
Craig: He was a character in a fucking movie!
Jerry: It's not just a fucking movie! It's a goddamn epic trilogy!
Craig: Yes, with one of the worst endings in cinema history, all right? Andy Garcia? Are you fucking kidding me?!
Jerry: Take it back!
Craig: Never!
Jerry: Take it back!
Craig: Aah!

Jerry: If I were you, I'd shoot the zombie in the bathroom. Michael Corleone would've done it in the barn.

a waitress: You all want smoking or non?

Billy Ray Boys: Fuckin' Huntin'!

Billy Ray: What were you doing on my property?
Tom: I told you, I didn't know I was on your property. Everything out here looks the same! Aah!
Billy Ray: Do I look like a fool to you?
Tom: No!
Murph: He's lyin', Billy Ray.
Billy Ray: Really, Murph? He's lying? He just said he didn't think I was a fool. I'll let you think on that one.
Tom: Look! I'm sorry for trespassing. I promise, I had no idea! Please, just let me go. Or at least let me put some pants on. The floor is cold.
Billy Ray: I'm afraid it's just not that easy. You see, I'm what the locals around here refer to as a badass. Now, if I just allowed you to leave without suffering the consequences, well, that might soil a reputation I've worked so tirelessly to maintain. You understand?
Tom: So, that's a no to the pants then?
Billy Ray: Hm.
Murph: Hey! Let's give 'em a spankin'!

Tom: Hello. You've reached Thomas Alexander III. I will be participating in the barbaric ritual of hunting this weekend, but if you leave me a message, someone will get back to you shortly. Oh, God.
Craig: Tom! It's Craig, all right? Where the hell are you? Okay, we found Lance. All right, he's sick, okay, very sick. Look, Jerry's out looking for you. I'm don't know if that's such a good idea. I just I need you to give me a call back asap, all right? And change your voicemail. "Someone will be getting back to you?" I mean, that just sounds gay. I mean, it's stupid. To hell with it. It's gay, okay? And that's okay because if you're gay, then I'm cool, so just come out with it, you know? I mean, that is if you're gay, that is.
Female voice: To erase and re-record, press "3."
Craig: Damn it!
Female voice: To continue recording where you left off, press "4."
Female voice: Message erased.
Craig: Tom, it's Craig. Please come back to the lodge asap. We've found Lance.

Tom: Sir, I know you're upset, but I'm asking you, no, I'm begging you, may I please have a pair of pants?
Billy Ray: Trespassers receive no such luxuries.
Tom: Then why does he get to wear his pants? Why am I the only one who's naked?
Jerry: Would you prefer if we were all naked, Tom?
Tom: No, Jerry!
Billy Ray: Silence! How dare you invade the sanctity of my gentlemen's club?! I am a badass!
Jerry: Oh, from where I'm sitting, it looks like you just want some ass... Bad.
Billy Ray: How dare you speak so to me?! You will learn humility.
Jerry: You're never gonna get away with this, boss.

Tom: Damn skinny jeans!
Jerry: About time, buttercup.
Tom: Shut up, goombah.
Jerry: Eat shit, sparkle fairy!

Jerry: Don't worry. I, uh, I won't tell anybody about the ass raping.
Tom: Ass raping? There wasn't any fucking ass raping! I was ridden around like a pony and spanked. That's it!
Jerry: Yeah. Whatever you say, boss.

Craig: Lance? Are you sleeping with Carla? I know. I know. Crazy, right? It's just that Tom said he saw you with Carla, and the way you acted when I showed you the ring... I don't know. I just get the feeling that Carla's not happy. Maybe I'm just insecure.
Lance: Lie back, Craig.
Craig: What?
Lance: On the couch. Get comfortable. You said something intriguing just now, Craig.
Craig: I did?
Lance: Yes, Craig, you did. You said you were feeling insecure.
Craig: Well, yeah. I mean, I guess so. I just get the feeling I'm not good enough.
Lance: Were you breast-fed, Craig?
Craig: What?
Lance: Did your mother breast-feed you?
Craig: Lance, you're acting weird.
Lance: Just answer the question!
Craig: No.
Lance: Well, studies have shown that when a child, specifically a male, is not breast-fed, they oftentimes lose their sense of security, which usually translates into a dissociation with the opposite sex. Insecurity, Craig.
Craig: All right, Lance, you're acting weird.
Lance: Craig, it's my belief that Carla's not the issue, or some nasty rumor. It's your mother, Craig.
Craig: My mother?
Lance: Yes, Craig! Your mother!
Craig: I'm not so sure about...
Lance: Think about it. Carla loves you. She'd never betray your trust. It's been five years.
Craig: Six years.
Lance: Six years! Now, these feelings, these insecurities you're experiencing are a direct result of the essential motherly attention that you were deprived of as an infant.
Craig: Maybe you're right. My mother never cut off the crust off on my peanut butter sandwiches, and she knew I liked them that way.
Lance: Bingo.
Craig: Thanks for talking, Lance.
Lance: Any time, buddy boy.

guy: Ow!
Tom: Yes!
guy: What the hell?!
Tom: Oh! You're not a zombie?
guy: What are you talkin' about, boy?
Tom: I'm so sorry, it was just weird the way you were standing there just staring at me like that.
guy: You're wearin' a garbage-bag dress and I'm the weirdo? Way to stereotype, a-hole.

Jerry: Jesus.
Tom: I just killed a priest, man.
Jerry: You sure did. With a crucifix no less. That's kind of poetic. Congrats. Hey, you all right, boss? He didn't try to rape you or anything, did he?
Tom: No, Jerry.
Jerry: All right, it's just... Well, you're naked again, and being a priest and all, I thought maybe...
Tom: Thank you for pointing that out, Jerry.
Jerry: No problem, boss. Good work!

Tom: What the hell's going on out here?
Jerry: Retribution, baby. Craig had to go a little buck wild.
Tom: Carla, huh?

Jerry: Once more unto the breach, dear friends. Bill Shakespeare.

Tom: How can you not look at the gas gauge?! It's right beside the speedometer!
Jerry: 'Cause I never look at the speedometer.

Craig: We're just gonna have to make a stand here at the ranch house. Remember the Alamo?
Tom: Everyone was slaughtered at the Alamo, Craig.
Craig: That's not the point, Tom, all right? This is where we fight. This is where they die! Huh?! "300"? The movie?

Craig: It's time to get buck wild.
Jerry: Buck wild, baby.
Tom: Buck wild.
All: Buck wild!

Craig: You ready?
Jerry: Yahtzee!

Jerry: Is that a fish?
Tom: Yeah. I found it in the freezer.
Jerry: Well, you're definitely getting the award for best kill and most improved.
Tom: Thanks, Jerry.

Jerry: I'm sorry, boss! My aim is all off tonight. I can usually make those. Can you ever forgive me?
Tom: That's perfectly all right, Jerry. I accepted that you were probably gonna kill me. Great trip, Craig. Top 10... for sure.
Craig: Is he dead?!
Jerry: Nah. Nah, it's just a flesh wound. Probably just passed out.
Craig: Tom!
Tom: My turtleneck!
Craig: No!
Jerry: Now he is dead!

Jerry: Suck on that, you British hillbilly banana!

Craig: Hey, man, I want to apologize for telling you that I hated you yesterday.
Jerry: Ah. Water under the bridge, boss. Thanks again for inviting me along. Top-10 trip.
Craig: And, for the record, I do like "The Godfather" trilogy.
Jerry: Thanks a lot, man. That really means a lot, man.

Jerry: Make sure you tag 'im!

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原題: Buck Wild
制作年: 2013年
制作国: アメリカ
公開日: 2014年3月18日 (アメリカ)
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